1ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// Copyright (C) 2001-2003, International Business Machines 2ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// Corporation and others. All Rights Reserved. 3ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// 4ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// root.txt 5ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// 6ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// root resource file for ufortune. 7ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// This data will be used as a fall-back if no other resource bundle 8ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// matches the requested locale. 9ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// 10ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 11ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// ufortune has three resources 12ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// usage - the usage string to display if there's a command line error 13ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// or in response to -? or --help. 14ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// optionMessage - the error text to display in response to an unrecognized 15ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// option on the command line. 16ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// fortunes - An array of strings, the fortune messages. 17ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// 18ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 19ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruroot { 20ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 21ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru usage {"usage: ufortune [-v] [-l locale]"} 22ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru optionMessage {"unrecognized command line option:"} 23ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 24ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 25ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// 26ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru// These fortune messages are from BSD fortune data files. 27ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 28ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru fortunes { 29ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 30ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 31ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"186,282 miles per second: 32ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 33ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruIt isn't just a good idea, it's the law!", 34ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 35ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"2180, U.S. History question: 36ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what 37ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruoffice did he later hold?", 38ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 39ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"$3,000,000", 40ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 41ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible 42ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querusimulation!\"", 43ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 44ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie 45ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruprocess. In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such 46ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querutraditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find 47ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruourselves in. 48ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Jordan K. Hubbard", 49ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 50ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"43rd Law of Computing: 51ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru Anything that can go wr 52ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querufortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped", 53ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 54ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) 55ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National 56ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru Redwood Forest.", 57ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 58ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) 59ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the 60ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.", 61ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 62ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"99 blocks of crud on the disk, 63ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru99 blocks of crud! 64ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruYou patch a bug, and dump it again: 65ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru100 blocks of crud on the disk! 66ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 67ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru100 blocks of crud on the disk, 68ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru100 blocks of crud! 69ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruYou patch a bug, and dump it again: 70ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru101 blocks of crud on the disk! ...", 71ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 72ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A \"No\" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 73ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru\"Yes\" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. 74ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Mahatma Ghandi", 75ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 76ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. 77ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruHitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific 78ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querugame. The player should estimate the distance the ball would have 79ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querutraveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, 80ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querupreferably atop a nice firm tuft of grass. 81ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Donald A. Metz", 82ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 83ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and 84ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruplaced in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or 85ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querurolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results 86ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querufrom friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball 87ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruand the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the 88ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruball resulting from such uncontrollable physical 89ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruphenomena. 90ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Donald A. Metz", 91ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 92ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no 93ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruresponsibility at the other.", 94ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 95ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. 96ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Carl Sandburg", 97ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 98ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out 99ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruof a divorce. 100ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Don Quinn", 101ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 102ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining 103ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruand wants it back the minute it begins to rain. 104ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Mark Twain", 105ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 106ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it 107ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruadds up to be real money. 108ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen", 109ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 110ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.", 111ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 112ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.", 113ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 114ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.", 115ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 116ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"... A booming voice says, \"Wrong, cretin!\", and you notice that you 117ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruhave turned into a pile of dust.", 118ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 119ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have 120ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruenlightened him with ours.", 121ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 122ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well 123ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruas afterward.", 124ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 125ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the 126ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querupoor to protect them from each other.", 127ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 128ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.", 129ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 130ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not 131ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querumere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty 132ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querutrained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators. 133ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Dave Barry", 134ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 135ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.", 136ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 137ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. 138ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruAvoid him. He's a Commie.", 139ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 140ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but 141ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruwon't cross the street to vote in a national election. 142ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Bill Vaughan", 143ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 144ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A city is a large community where people are lonesome together 145ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Herbert Prochnow", 146ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 147ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody 148ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruwants to read. 149ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Mark Twain", 150ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 151ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A closed mouth gathers no foot.", 152ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 153ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A computer, to print out a fact, 154ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruWill divide, multiply, and subtract. 155ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru But this output can be 156ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru No more than debris, 157ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruIf the input was short of exact. 158ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Gigo", 159ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 160ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.", 161ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 162ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A CONS is an object which cares. 163ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Bernie Greenberg.", 164ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 165ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it 166ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruis, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.", 167ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 168ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. 169ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Dyer", 170ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 171ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the 172ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querudamned things is ample. 173ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Rebecca West", 174ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 175ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. 176ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Ben Franklin", 177ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 178ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison 179ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruAnd had an affair with a Saracen. 180ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru She was not oversexed, 181ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru Or jealous or vexed, 182ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruShe just wanted to make a comparison.", 183ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 184ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen 185ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querulantern. 186ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru -- Edgar A. Shoaff", 187ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 188ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?", 189ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 190ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A day without sunshine is like night.", 191ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 192ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur 193ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querucoat.", 194ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 195ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that 196ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruyou will look forward to the trip.", 197ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 198ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru" A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was 199ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querueating his morning meal. \"I would like to give you this personality 200ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Querutest\", said the outsider, \"because I want you to be happy.\" 201ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into 202ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruthe toaster -- \"I wish the toaster to be happy too\".", 203ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 204ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru"A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...", 205ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru 206ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru" A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing 207ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruabout whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their 208ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruarguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon 209ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruthe doctor said, \"The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because 210ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste QueruEve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply 211ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queruincredible surgical feat.\" " 212ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru } 213ac04d0bbe12b3ef54518635711412f178cb4d16Jean-Baptiste Queru}